What’s happening out there? Tell me all about what you’ve been up to. Also, answer these questions (yes, lurkers, especially you). I’ll know if you’re lying or holding out on me.
- Have you ever fired a gun?
- Who was your worst teacher? Why?
- If you could choose between only four dishes for dinner for the rest of your life, what would they be?
- Use one word to describe your career.
- What’s the most enjoyable practical joke you’ve been involved in?
- Growing up, what did you wish you looked like?
In 1999, I read a short story about a scientist going mad after dissecting marmosets, and I had to look up what they were. Ever since then, I feel like they’re judging me.