...Pam simulating sex with a gyro. These are the reasons we should thank the deity of our choice for the invention of television. Since there are some killjoys here who object to .gifs, I'll put them in replies. And you, .gif-haters, will miss out.

Archer's fourth season just went up on Netflix, and I may or may not be binge-watching it. This is one of the finest bits of television I've ever seen (I watch with subtitles, and they just had "Ungh ungh ungh ungh" as the subtitle for twenty straight seconds).