Happy Monday, Clashtalkers! I’m feeling smug about starting my day five hours before Jez does. Let’s have some coffee and pettycakes!

For your consideration: I’d like to submit Michelle Wolf, earth-scorching goddess of comedy and Handmaid’s Tale analogies, as a potential Clashtalker Emeritus (honorary) for “Aunt Coulter,” among other very good zings.

Weather: Spring has finally come to the midwest, where we’ll enjoy roughly 36-hours of amazing weather before it turns hotter than the devil’s undercarriage.

Nerd joke four of you might get: wp-config walked into a bar. .htaccess redirected.

A Monday anthem:

And a .gif: