I’m just mean because I want to see the Jezebel writers dancing badly, and I figured correctly that Megan’s “dance background” of four years were likely high school plays from twenty years ago with no dancing since. I’m also being an ass because I used to take dance classes a lot for years, worked in the dance nonprofit world, and still keep up being in good flexibility and health in my thirties, so while I can’t dance like a pro, I can still at least keep up with complex choreography.