I was hoping somebody would confess to being turned on by Jafar as a huge snake in Aladdin or Ash from Pokemon or something, but instead we get Douchey James Spader and Jeff Goldblum (not even Brundlefly Goldblum, regular ol' sexy Ian Malcolm Goldblum)? I mean, no shit! If the "weirdest" you can get is Peter Dinklage (and who *doesn't* have a crush on him - he has Fuck Me Voice), you gotta amp up the perversity, man.