If it's not a thing then it flipping well should be a thing. Since I gave up wine because, y'know calories and switched to "gods own poison", Gin. I have subsequently been given a slew of what can only be described as "shit gin".

You know those well meaning types: Oh LW likes gin, lets get him this 'shit gin' because he drinks gin.

Well people I have done battle with Gordons and Gordons extra dry, I have traded blows with Bombay Sapphire, I have feasted upon the Hendricks, I have danced with the devil that is Beef Eater. I have made to the promised land .

I've done deals with the devils. I've have smited smite, A plague upon your house .

For tonight I drink from the cup that is Tanqueray. Cheers big ears.