1. The TV show Jag.
2. Jar Jar Binks
3. Waking up on a park bench hung over/still drunk with no memory of how you got there.
4. Scooping a litter box full of diarrhea.
5. 15 of the 16 Republican candidates.
7. Using a porta potty
8. a Lindy West Stand up routine
9. Bernie Sanders chances of being the next president