Being in a student town I often hear young men talk to each other about how their girlfriends "worship" their dicks and that "she thinks my dick is her world" and variations of that sort. Because I don't like getting into bar fights I just laugh to myself and don't point out that there are probably a lot of things their girlfriends like more than their dicks.

Here is a brief list, but feel free to add your own suggestions.

1. Your tongue.

2. Their vibrators.

3. Their fingers.

4. A really good glass of wine/cocktail.

5. The way you treat them when you are not being a dudebro with your friends.

6. One of your friend's dicks.

7. One of her friend's clits.

8. A hobby or interest you've never bothered to ask her about.

9. Jake Gyllenhaal.

10. Cocaine.

11. Their vain hope that you aren't bragging about how much they love your dick.

12. Bacon.