Tired of being bugged by people who think that being a lady in public = open to any conversation and casual touching at any moment strangers find convenient? Well, have I (actually, designer Anouk Wipprecht) got a solution for you.

Her latest Spider Dress, created in collaboration with Intel, is crowned at the collar with robotic spider legs that react when someone is invading the wearer’s personal space. The legs are driven by Intel Edison compute and communication technologies plus sensors that autonomously adapt to assist to the owner’s emotions and desires.

The perfect misandrist dress.


One in every color, please.