I was in the shower and decided it was a good time to clean my belly button. So I start digging away, and my fingernail catches on something, so I dig a little harder (as one does) and the next thing I know, I'm dying.
I'M DYING, SUGARHILL. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
My belly button itches and is filled with goo and now I'm going to die of a belly button infection. Goodbye, cruel world!