There isn't enough caffeine in the world to make searching for a house on Craigslist anything other than a miserable slog. I have such strong feelings now about exactly how shitty Craigslist is (it's the shittiest thing to ever squeeze its way out from between a pair of buttcheeks, that's how shitty it is). The five apartment complexes in my area who post ads for the same crappy apartments over and over again need to be burned to the ground.

I think about 80% of any given rental property page on Craiglist consists of ads from a small handful of crappy apartment complexes, churning out spam at a feverish pace. I wish someone would perform a little goddamn quality control on that site. Preferably with a flamethrower.

ETA: A note to dumbass, Craigslist-spamming apartment complex managers: THE WORD VILLA IS NOT SYNONYMOUS WITH APARTMENT. They are not the same thing. They are not interchangeable. Quit fucking calling apartments villas. GAWD.