You all know what I am talking about. The handful of stories at the bottom of an article somewhere. The ones with borderline incomprehensible headlines:

themeaghanshow Drank Bleach and You’ll Never Guess What She Looks Like Now -LikeShareTweet

Hulk Hogan’s Net Worth in Bandanas Will Shock You - Smartied

How Many Licks Will it take You to Get to the Center of this Quiz? - Zoo Quizzes

Man Assumed Wife Gave Birth to Human Child, Then This Falls Out of His Butt - Answers


How can I get this job? How many former Gawker writers do you think are now employed to do this?