while I was chilling, wigless, on my spot on the couch. They were nice but I wasn't sure how they got in since it's a gated community and I thought I was the only here.

Anyhow, I immediately went into panic mode but apparently they were looking for an individual named George who is in a wheelchair and listed my place as his home. I told them I had been living here for three years by myself. I guess this George guy checked out of a hospital and is unable to take care of himself. Something like that but they're gone. I thought they were doing a sweep and I somehow had a warrant out. Nopes. Still a (mostly) law abiding citizen.