I have had the urge to fight Justin Bieber since, well pretty much from the time he got famous. He has always struck me as what is wrong with everything in our society. Do you think you could take on the Biebs? Or would he turn you into a Beliber? This question was actually posed to me at a work meeting last spring. After reading all about his current scandal, I am curious if my fellow clashtalkers think I could take down the Biebs in a 1 on 1 scenario. Here is the weigh in.
Pros: I have won more than I lost, I don't fight fair, Thunder-Lip rage critical mass, I don't fight to win, I fight till your body goes limp, I am a heavy drinker, was in boxing and wrestling growing up.
Cons:I smoke a pack a day, I smoke a ton of pot, I am a heavy drinker, I am not exactly a workout fanatic, some might say I am past my prime.
Pros: As a professional dancer, I am going to assume he can probably dance around me for a bit, probably doesn't get winded as easily. At 19 he is entering his physical prime.
Cons: Has never been in a fight where the person he was "fighting" wasn't held down by somebody, total lack of fighting experience. The sagging in the leather pants will probably trip him up. At 143 pounds, he has a significant weight disadvantage. Selena Gomez.
Personally I don't think it is a contest. The second I get one hand on that son of a bitch it is over.