Or so some are claiming. But if the sole evidence of his passing is a brief article in The Source, quite possibly the worst periodical in the history of the universe, let's just drop the charade- Tim Dog faked his own death!

Because I go to The Christian Post for all my Tim Dog faking his own death news, let's just do this.

Fake diabetes-related death is super weak sauce though. You're going to live the ultimate dream, and that's all the mustard you're gonna slather on that hot dog? Weak. You ever hear about me getting eaten alive by a tiger while on safari in Borneo, everybody who's ever crossed me best sleep with one eye open...