This name is courtesy of PSA's we run at work to announce family-friendly events going on in the area; the event details are always read by a local kid, and this week's kid is named Jaystin. I'm guessing his parents couldn't decide on Jay, Justin, or Jason, so they just decided to smash them all together into one horrible name. Bonus: this kid is probably 12 or 13, and he looks like a d-bag. He probably smells like Axe.