I often browse The Kitchn for recipe ideas when I get stuck in a cooking rut. I found this recipe for kale salad a month or so ago, and decided to give it a shot. Making another batch of the salad for lunches this week, I happened to scroll down into the comments, whereupon I saw this gem:

Is this satire? Is Gwyneth Paltrow ghost blogging for this site now? Feta wouldn't be "out of place"? You know when cheese is out of place? Never.

Do you even *like* to eat food, Emma, or is it just a passing hobby, like croquet at the Club or collecting antique rugs? "Oh, I remember that time in the early aughts when I had a wild affair with quinoa. My, what a time we had..."

Please share below your most hilarious theories on JenHenLA and why she hates this poor recipe editor.