An adorable puppy. A doorstop. There isn't much to add.

(Okay, there may be one thing to add—the tag is a reference to one of my favorite Onion stories of all time about the power of adorableness.

ETA: Curse you, Kinja, for not allowing to have annoyingly long tags! Screw it—here's the story:

My Teddy Bear Collection is Fucking Great)