... comes from this charming gentlemen, who is pretty sure the entire system is broken if men keep getting punished for harmless, romantic things that don’t remotely rise to the level of harassment, like asking their employees to watch them masturbate.

How are men to survive in world with such absurd, unclear rules like “Don’t ask your subordinates to watch you masturbate”?! They’re the true victims here!

Don’t mind me. I’ll just be over here whanging my head on my desk.