I think I've given Twitter more than a fair shake. I've tweeted funny corporate-based bullshit and written live reviews of trash TeeVee like Vanderpump rules. Even so, it's really just a bunch of crap and a huge waster of time. An endless procession of being trying to be snarky and clever.

I don't even follow that many people, yet, they seem to issue a constant stream of banality. It's as if they are shouting at me "I'm still here, I still exist!" 140 characters of absolute drivel. No one truly gives two fucks about what your "loving" and where you are. It's a giant cesspool of people tapping on keyboards to stave off their nascent ennui.

Fuck it. I've got better things to do.