I was going to go to a show tonight, but I got drunk already, and sobering up doesn't sound appealing.

So I cleaned my whole apartment, demolished the leftover bolognese, watched Mad Men, did all my laundry, and now I'm going to stay in and watch grown ups beat the tar out of each other. If anyone else enjoys sanctioned violence as much as I do, let's jibber jabber about it!

Jon Jones' victory is assured, but HOW is he going to win?