The sun is not yet over the yard arm and here’s what’s happened already.

Drove the van to the garage because it’s perma-lodged in second gear, not exceeding 20mph.

Received angry text from a customer because I completely forgot to do the thing I said I was going to do. And in the absence of remembering forgot to apologise for forgetting.

Sat on a toilet seat that was covered in neat bleach.

I’m sure in the course of the afternoon this list will grow exponentially. Watch this space...