Pretty sure I linked this a few years back; it's not happyfun TomTurkey stuff, so, be advised, but, if you consider yourself an American, down with America (down, like, the hiphop streetwise sense of the word)— I think yalls should check it out. If not now, sometime soon.

We Shall Remain: After the Mayflower

That being said, Happy Turkeyday!

<3 some guy named Philip- with one L, motherfuckers ;D