I'm officially one of you. I don't know if it's because I like my French dips rare, or my affinity for whiskey and getting wasted, or pot, or my ever loving hate of the Beibs or my wondrous musical taste, but I've been blessed by Kinja.

A little about me:
I'm an asshole-mostly induced by whiskey consumption
I have a four leaf clover tattoo
I use the word cunt liberally, especially when describing people who are acting like dicks
I think most people are too sensitive
I only use extensive vocabulary when I'm hungover or super high

Seriously, I'm totally honored to be amongst you all. This has become my favorite internet nook, for sure.