Reporting back from the story about the cop and the orphans and I have two things to gripe about:

1) The people who feel like they need to get up in every single thread with their same bullshit song and dance, like every comment they disagree with needs to be personally refuted by them.

2) The people who comment on every single post. Can even one cultural moment pass without us being subjected to your predictable lukewarm take? (Looking in your direction WoeIsNighTheEndIsMe, you must spend your entire day waiting for things to go up on Gawker so you can strike like a cobra.)

My excuse is I’m stuck at work and bored but barring such extraordinary circumstances, is anyone else even reading the comments at Gawk anymore?