I mean: what? Why on earth was this person brought in? We are talking six full pages, here. It may be every job they've ever had.

Also, haaaaaaaaay Clashtalk! Forgive my lengthy absence, but I was off getting married and junk. Glad to see the place hasn't self-destructed, although I am disappointed that we haven't yet declared war on another subblog. At least, any new ones.