I swear, it was just February.

Big Brother means the Clock of Summer is ticking. Quick, go outside and play in the yard before it’s Pumpkin Spice Time.

(Fingers crossed for an All-Stars season, with the return of Zach. I also want them to bring back stoopit Clay, so he and Zach can make out. Mostly to upset Shelli. Whose name I had to google, in order to get the correct, heinous spelling.)

*Well, I’d imagine Les’s first wife isn’t a big fan. And I’m guessing most of the cast of The Slap (The Pap? The Smack? Never can remember.) are probably mighty Chen-fatigued by now.)