Have you ever been doing something your whole life, never given it a second thought, and then a bunch of people are like, 'That is so fucking weird'? That was my brunch this weekend.

I have always eaten toast with vegemite for breakfast. Incidentally, I have always held strong beliefs about how one curates the vegemite in a jar. In short, I sculp vegemite spires. I also get rather annoyed if someone messes with the spires.

There is no way I am the weirdest person here. What are your bizarre habits?