I first want to make it clear, I am not attacking Caity. I am making fun of the people who are dumb enough to write into it.

In case you guys haven't noticed. Caity helps guide you through life by answering your questions with shame and sarcasm, and horrible advice.

I find it incredible that people actually still write into this column. I mean who here doesn't have a buddy that wants to take a shit on your chest with nothing but sarcasm and shame when you are looking for nothing but advice. Do these people not realize you are about to get shit slapped if you actually do get an answer in this column.

Like I said, no offense to Caity, but I wouldn't ask her for help.