Continuing on from EF's question, I really think we should extend this to other areas of our lives because we're all insanely competitive about the weirdest stuff. Anyway, who here is the biggest slob? I'm going to put myself forward on the basis that I have a kitchen full of fucking angel hair spaghetti that my toddler dumped on the floor and proceeded to jump up and down on, grinding some into barely perceptible particles while also leaving intact strings strewn across the floor. "Dick move, Baby Gideon," I said. He laughed at me and then demanded a penguin. Anyway, I refuse to clean it up. It's been there for an hour. I'm hoping it'll get disgusted at the conditions and just leave of its own accord.

What about you? Slob or hoarder?