Jezebel has extensively covered the extreme non-scandal of actress Erinn Hayes being killed off the show Kevin Can Wait and replaced with Leah Remini.

Today, we have yet another BREAKING NEWS update that Erinn is on a new show. That’s great. Good for her.

My questions:

1. Why is Jezebel so invested in this story?

2. Does Erinn know that she has an extremely loyal fanbase in the Jezebel staff? Would that fact excite or depress her?

3. Do Jezebel readers watch Kevin Can Wait? Was there a focus group at some point that resulted in this exciting conclusion?

The piece currently has been up for three hours and has only 31 comments, most of which are complaining about the fat guy/skinny wife sitcom trope. Groundbreaking!