So as many of you know I had a fancy pants administration job working for a homophobic mormon who thought my legs were THA DEEEEVVVIIIILLLLLL, and in the fall he ran it into ground and laid me off but told the department of labor I was fired for misconduct (he also found out I worked with AIDS patients and called me a sex pervert sympathizer and then I was laid off) long story short DL found he was full of shit and i got unemployment and literally a week later found a job a drug testing company. Today I got licensed to operate a breathalyzer for the courts. You have to take a test in order to tell people to breathe into a tube. I also learned that the machine will still register a BAC 10-15 hours after drinking so kids power napping after getting shitwreaked is not acceptable.