In my handful of years I've been around Gawker media sites, this is the first time I've ever seen anything like this. Is this shit for real? People didn't know about this kid that went missing because she's a.... girl? are ya fucking kidding me? She must be kidding. Right?

I mean, we all goof on Jezebel, and the (usually) well meaning doofuses, mutating feminist jargon and concepts and whatnot, but.. HOLYFUCK!