So I worked my balls off getting interviews for an article on the student body presidential election this week. It turns out we're not even publishing the paper this week. The elections are over on Wednesday, so my piece on the positions of the candidates won't even be relevant anymore.
Then I had a bit of a stomach ache, so I bought a ginger ale. I sat down at the computer I'm currently sitting at, cracked the bottle open and...it was like coke and mentos. Everywhere. It's pretty deserted in here right now, but I'm soaked.
I'm just going to go home and fill out my bracket and go back to sleep.