I've been unloading all my best material (shut up) on GM in the last couple days, but only half of it ever gets approved. And then I read the rest of the comments, and my desire to yawn like a 17 year-old cat who's only ever sat in that one window is superseded only by my need to puke all over my children. Be it Defamer, or Gawker, or (holy grail) Deadspin, I'm feeling generally, sadly, ignored (shut up).

I mean, clearly, you guys are well familiar with my need to be applauded (SHUT UP), and the (mostly) paucity of recognition is bumming me right the fuck out. I'm feeling generally like a Gawker leper, and I have to tell you, i like my thumbs.